8:03 AM, Bristol – Coffee levels: critical, weather: aggressively BritishThe Clarks Havisham Oak loafers arrived with the vibe of an unfussy aunt who secretly owns a motorbike. “Casual leather shoes for women,” yawned the box. As a devotee of “flip-flops unless frostbite threatens”, I doubted their ability to handle nursery runs, supermarket aisles, and my mid-life crisis. […]